Okay, boys and girls, I have a fun question for you. How do you tell your wife ex-wife girlfriend? partner  girlfriend that you might possibly be going blind? 

Man, this takes me back. I thought everything on the internet died after a few months but duckville is still limping along. Well, digitally kidnapping people, same thing, right? I know the drill. It's a little sick but I think I've actually missed this place ( Read more... )

Just so everyone knows, Europe sucks. Not sucks like “hey, I’m kind of bored” but sucks like “you know, I’m starting to miss Iowa.” Everyone planning trips to Europe should be sure they have something to fend off very angry goats with, and a handy little book that includes every swear word you need to know. Trust me, you’ll use every word in that ( Read more... )

Europe is a lot bigger than it looks on a map. A lot bigger. So if you were going to hide out in Europe, where would you go? There has to be some mythical den of thieves that everyone but me knows about, right?

I have a trans-Atlantic flight that I need to stay awake for. Since the plane does most of the work, that leaves me with a few more hours to kill. This is where you all come in.

If you could have one wish, any wish at all, that had to help keep you happy for the rest of your life, what would it be?

I need to know if there's anyone here who can fix what's wrong with Clint. I don't know exactly what it is, but he doesn't remember the community or any of us - but that's not all. He doesn't remember things from his own world. Really basic things like making fun of Tony or being friends with Steve.

Please, I'll do anything, just help him.

There's a lot of humans running around here, wonder why Magnus and his mutant thought police haven't busted in yet? Well, whatever. Big Brother is watching you, boys and girls. Good ol' Uncle Hawkeye nabbed this stupid handheld thing off a lackey and thought he should inform you. I'd say I'm sorry for stealing the mutie's account, but I don't ( Read more... )

I don't want to give cause for alarm or anything, but... has anyone heard from Clint Barton recently? I mean recently as in "within the last three weeks." He's been... out of touch for a while. Maggie and I were getting a little concerned. I mean, missing him is one thing, but... for three weeks ( Read more... )

Bad day. Very Bad Day. My uniform’s thrashed and I’d kill for a nap as soon as the sky finishes falling. Or burning. Or exploding. Whatever it's doing right now, because I don't want to look. Let's try some escapism, shall we?

So, if you could plan the perfect day what would it include? Graphic detail is encouraged.

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Since I gather there are plenty of heroes, superheroes, and generally nice and good people around here. Answer me this:

Would killing all criminals make the world a better place?

...put some thought into it.